A Woman Bites Off Her Boyfriend's Tongue When He Tries to Kiss Her to Make Up After a Valentine's Day Fight:
On Valentine's Day, 51-year-old Elaine Cook of Skokie, Illinois and her 47-year-old boyfriend got into a fight. They've been together for 10 months and it's not clear why they got into a fight.
Anyway, Elaine's boyfriend decided they should just move past it, kiss, and make up. So he started kissing her. And Elaine responded by . . . BITING OFF a LARGE CHUNK of his TONGUE.
He ran to the kitchen and tossed his tongue in a bag of ice. Then he called 911. Doctors were NOT able to reattach the missing piece of the tongue.
Elaine was arrested and charged with felony aggravated domestic battery. She's still in jail . . . because her bail is $100,000 and her boyfriend says he's not paying because, quote, "I have to focus on getting better now."
Two People Getting-It-On in a Moving Car Accidentally Crash Through a House:
Around 5:30 A.M. on Friday, 30-year-old Asia Walker of Palm Coast, Florida was driving with her boyfriend, 38-year-old Charles Phillips. And they were getting-it-on in the moving car.
We're not sure how the physics of that works or where you put all the legs . . . and they clearly didn't fully think it out either. Because Asia lost control of her car . . . and SLAMMED right through the wall of a HOUSE in Daytona Beach.
Her car went ALL THE WAY through, but fortunately, the house was vacant.
Somehow, neither Asia nor Charles was badly hurt . . . although Asia was taken to the hospital to be checked out with a minor head injury. She's been charged with careless driving.