Katherine Webb Will NOT Pose for "Playboy":

 

 

Somebody better put BRENT MUSBURGER on suicide watch.  TMZ asked Miss Alabama KATHERINE WEBB if she'd pose for "Playboy", and her answer was a resounding NO.

 

 

She said, quote, "No.  Hello?  My parents would shoot me.  My granddad more importantly."  (Here's video.)

 

 

 

 

Check Out the Ridiculously Hot Promo Video Jennifer Love Hewitt Did for "The Client List": 

 

 

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT made a promo video for Season Two of her Lifetime series "The Client List", and it's RIDICULOUSLY HOT.

 

 

It's set to her remake of the classic song "I'm a Woman", and she sings it well enough.  But she didn't have to, because her singing is the last thing you'll notice, if you notice it at all.

 

 

(Check it out here.  The second season starts on March 10th.)

 

 

 

 

 

The 10 Craziest Drummers Ever: 

 

 

Esquire.com recently threw together a list of The 10 Craziest Drummers Ever . . . and it includes GINGER BAKER, who could be LEGITIMATELY CRAZY.

 

 

Here's the list:

 

 

Ginger Baker . . . from Cream

 

Keith Moon . . . from The Who

 

John Bonham . . . from Led Zeppelin

 

Topper Headon . . . from The Clash

 

Tommy Lee . . . from Motley Crue

 

Lars Ulrich . . . from Metallica

 

Josh Freese . . . who has played with Nine Inch Nails, A Perfect Circle, Guns N' Roses, Devo, and Sting's backing band

 

Bill Ward . . . from Black Sabbath

 

Terry Bozzio . . . he's played with Frank Zappa and Missing Persons

 

Vinnie Paul . . . from Pantera

 

 

(You can find brief write-ups on each drummer at Esquire.com.)

 

 

 

 

 

The Top Things You're Being Judged On Include Your Teeth, Grammar, and Hair . . . But Not Your Cell Phone or Your Car:

 

 

According to a new survey by Match.com, the TOP thing both men and women JUDGE you on is . . . your TEETH.  And the BOTTOM thing they judge you on is what electronics you carry around.

 

 

71% of women and 58% of men say they judge people on their teeth.  GRAMMAR came in second.  The other most common things you'll get judged on are your clothes, your hair, your nails, and whether or not you have a tattoo.

 

 

Only 10% of women and 9% of men judge people based on their electronics.  So your old Motorola flip phone is NOT ruining your dating life.

 

 

The other things at the bottom of the list are your car, your shoes, and your accent.