Are You a "Hot Chick" Who Wants to Go to the Super Bowl? You Just Have to Get-It-On With This Guy . . . and Hang With His Relatives:
Are you a HOT CHICK who wants an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl in New Orleans? Including hotel, food, drinks, and tickets to the game? You're in luck. Sort of.
Some dude in Baltimore put an ad up on Craigslist yesterday afternoon, offering a free Super Bowl ticket, if you meet THREE requirements. These are all direct quotes from the ad with the title "Free Super Bowl Ticket for Hot Chick" . . .
#1.) "You must be hot and a Ravens fan."
#2.) "You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ."
#3.) "You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit."
I don't know what sounds more unpleasant . . . that whole "HJ/BJ" thing or hanging with this guy's aunt and uncle. You KNOW they've GOT to be total freak shows, right?
Anyway, the guy says his girlfriend dumped him last week, he has the tickets, and he's doing this to spite her. And he promises, quote, "this is not a joke."