About One in Eight Women Say "Don't Worry About Valentine's Day" . . . Then Get Mad If You Actually Listen:
 
 
According to a new survey, more than one in eight women have told a guy not to worry about Valentine's Day . . . then gotten upset when it actually happened.
 
 
The survey also found 56% of women say they expect their boyfriend or husband won't start trying to figure out Valentine's Day plans until February 12th or 13th.
 
 
95% say that a gift or plan that shows it took some TIME and THOUGHTFULNESS is more important than a gift or plan that's expensive.
 
 
Only 11% of women say they most want flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day this year. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Are You a "Hot Chick" Who Wants to Go to the Super Bowl?  You Just Have to Get-It-On With This Guy . . . and Hang With His Relatives:
 
  
Are you a HOT CHICK who wants an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl in New Orleans?  Including hotel, food, drinks, and tickets to the game?  You're in luck.  Sort of.
 
 
Some dude in Baltimore put an ad up on Craigslist yesterday afternoon, offering a free Super Bowl ticket, if you meet THREE requirements.  These are all direct quotes from the ad with the title "Free Super Bowl Ticket for Hot Chick" . . .
 
 
#1.)  "You must be hot and a Ravens fan."
 
#2.)  "You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ."
 
#3.)  "You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit."
 
 
I don't know what sounds more unpleasant . . . that whole "HJ/BJ" thing or hanging with this guy's aunt and uncle.  You KNOW they've GOT to be total freak shows, right?
 
 
Anyway, the guy says his girlfriend dumped him last week, he has the tickets, and he's doing this to spite her.  And he promises, quote, "this is not a joke." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You Spend 43 Days of Your Life On Hold . . . About 13 Hours a Year: 
 
 
According to a new survey by a texting service called TalkTo.com, six out of seven people get put on hold EVERY time they call a business.          
 
 
Three out of five people say they're frustrated about being put on hold so often.  And half complained that it takes forever to get an answer.
 
 
Half of people also think that calling a business just isn't productive . . . because when they finally do get to talk to a human being, the person isn't helpful. 
 
 
More than half of people say that they spend between 10 and 20 minutes a week waiting on hold.
 
 
That adds up to about 13 hours a year spent on hold.  So over their lifetime, people spend about 43 days on hold.