Why Did a Package of 18 Severed Heads Show Up at Chicago's O'Hare Airport?
Everyone seems remarkably calm about this. I am not calm about this. Apparently, over Christmas, a package containing 18 SEVERED HUMAN HEADS turned up at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. The SKIN was STILL ON THEM.
They came from Italy, but the paperwork was messed up so security guards X-rayed the box and opened it. They found the heads, and again, somehow didn't panic.
Yesterday, a crematorium came to claim them. Apparently the heads were sent from the U.S. to Italy for medical research, then were sent back to be cremated. And all that's legal, with the right papers. I guess.
Zookeepers in Spain Accidentally Get a Female Chimp Addicted to Human Pornography:
If you're still on the fence about evolution, here's another sign that chimpanzees have some REMARKABLE similarities to you and me. Mostly me.
At the Seville Zoo in Spain, there's a female chimp named Gina who's ADDICTED TO PORN.
Apparently the zookeepers wanted to keep Gina happy at night, so they installed a TV in her enclosure and gave her a remote to change the channels. Within a few days, she found porno. And she was HOOKED.
A primatologist who's studied Gina says, quote, "the truth is that human and non-human primates possess an intense sexual life."
And because Gina wasn't having any sex, she gravitated to the next closest thing: porno.